Jkjk.... Unless??

Often paired with ironic use of emojis, it's used to indicate an ironic willingness to act on a (usually wacky) idea

"what if we kissed 😳 and we were both boys 😳... Jkjk.... Unless?? 👀 👉👈😳🥺"

by S_K_1522 October 10, 2020

Unes

-A person who is strange and awkward most of the time, but is one of the friendliest people that you will ever meet. He is a really funny guy as well and can make anyone laugh no matter what the situation is. He gets really strange ideas and is off in his own world most of the time.

-A god who rules with mercy and justice. He doesn't require you to give up your money for a "greater cause". He just wants everyone to be nice to each other

-A verb that combines weird, funny, friendly, and awkward at the same time.

Brad: "Did you meet the new guy? He's really friendly."
Michael: "Yeah, he's a Unes."

John: "He always makes situations weird."
James: "He's such a Unes."

Chris: "Have you heard about Unes?"
David: "No, who is he?"
Chris: "He's a god that only wants you to be nice."
David "He sounds pretty cool."

*After tipping over ALL the aisles in a grocery store*
Alex: "Wow, I didn't even know that was possible, way to unes."

by CreepyMongolian January 9, 2012

unassociating

similar to unfriending or unfollowing. to undo an association with someone. refusal to associate with a person, place, or thing. often used in the term of diminishing communication and/or contact with a certain person for various reasons. this could also mean that the person doesn't want to be connected or "linked" to any part of someone and/or that persons life anymore.

jessica: I don't know why they still trash talk me, it's been 4 years.

elli: time to unassociate.

Matt: Kathy stopped talking to me completely-but we see each other everyday.

John: ouch...she did some unasssociating.

Matt: what is that ?

John: unassociating is similar to unfriending or unfollowing, except she did it in real life.

by lovelanguage July 9, 2017

UNEASYsilence

Something in between an uneasy tension and awkward silence.

Name of a website that focuses on odd news and strange facts.

An uneasysilence fell over the room when I announced that meat was not in the meatballs.

by Dan Dorato July 8, 2004

Unless

The word used by the character in every action film with some form of comedy, who need persuading to help in the quest of the main characters.

The characters are always in the same form, be it the:

-Child
-Guy who has given up
-Guy who was hurt by main character or
-The fat shithead who makes you sit in the cinema for a whole 5 minutes more than needed just cause he wants something in return.

Main character(s): Can you tell us where he is?

Child: No! You were mean to me! I wont tell you!

Child: Unless...

-Main character(s) now shown in next scene usually doing or wearing something completely moronic.

by CtrlAltDelete May 16, 2009

unassailed

a word in pride and prejudice that has no definition

"Elizabeth listened in silence, but was not convinced. Their behavior at the assembly had not been calculated to please in general; and with more quickness of observation and less pliancy of temper than her sister, and with a judgment, too, unassailed by any attention to herself, she was very little disposed to approve them. "

-Jane Austen

by gnumgnum November 14, 2009

We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

If you don't talk to another person unless you have to, like siblings that don't talk to each other unless it's to ask to be passed the jam, then you don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

Katy: Hey! See not Tommy recently?
Jamie: Nah, I don't see much of him now
Katy: Why? I thought you were friends!
Jamie: Yeah, but then he got cocky over something and now we don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam.
Katy: Prrrrrffff, boys!

by Oh my my February 24, 2015