Tyson Steamer

While in a fight, biting someone's ear off, then when they are rolling on the ground in pain, pooping on them in an act of dominance.

Amanda - "I got so mad when that girl punched me in the face, I bit her ear off!"

Tony - "You looked pissed, but did you really have to spray her with shit-mist?"

Amanda - "That was the only way to finish her off with the Tyson Steamer!"

Tony - "Yep..."

by fatcatinalittlehat September 26, 2011

Tyson Goldsack

An unusual type of felacio, whereby the female licks glitter and proceeds to suck the male's testicles. The male then turkey slaps the female across the face, making her look as if she's been hit by Mike Tyson. Popular with Collingwood Supporters.

Jim: What did you do to Sharon? She's got a black eye!
Brad: We spiced things up with a Tyson goldsack.
Jim: Grouse.

by Alf Stewart November 6, 2012

Tyson Taylor

Some one who Is know for being a sexy beast possibly the sexy man alive

“Tyson Taylor is a sexy beast”

by Jamesdrysale April 24, 2021

mike tyson'd

When you are having a fight with someone and then you bit the person's ear off.

Guy 1: So I heard you had a fight with a guy.

Guy 2: Yeah, I mike tyson'd him. His ear was bleeding

Guy 1: Ooh snap!

by Studwaffle August 5, 2014

Mike Tysonized

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.

1. I punched this guy so hard that he got Mike Tysonized}!
2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double shift.
3. Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.

by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017

reverse mike tyson

One who receives sexual intercourse in the reverse cowgirl position by a mixed race boxer with a speech impediment. *Mixed race meaning his dick is white and the rest of his body is black.*

"Omg, I had the worst sex last night... He had me do the reverse mike tyson on him"

"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."

by fuckjeffbezosntrump August 31, 2021

Tyson

Sexyest and Nicest Manwhore you will ever meet.

#1:omg im having a bad day
#2:need a hug?
#1:thanks
#2:how about a kiss?
#1:dont be such a tyson

by xPoorLittleSceneGirlx January 23, 2009