Twitterbreeze

Like when someone in the room talks & you're ignoring them so u say "did u feel a breeze?". Except it's for twitter.

(We're ignoring Sophie)

Me: And gators, swamps and spanish moss in trees...hanging over yet another swamp.

Taylor: But mostly when thinking of LA (not film)=Cajun music and dancing, for me. And food. Luv the accents.

Sophie: so are you ignoring me now?

Taylor: Did you feel a twitterbreeze?

Me: I did feel a draft

by orygun girl August 28, 2009

Twitterbation

Nudge yourself on twitter!

e.g. nudge Urbandictionary

Hey he just did Twitterbation!

by Twitter Bation November 25, 2009

Twitterbator

One who derives satisfaction from stroking their ego via excessive tweeting.

Johnny's a SERIOUS twitterbator, the guy tweets constantly.

by KittieQuinlan July 27, 2012

twitterbrain

Noun- A twitterbrain is a human being ,that is attached to their mobile devices, as if it were life support. Symptoms and side affects may include: attention span of a fly, talking in a useless morse code like noise, and scatterbrain.

A twitterbrain was busy skyping on her phone,while I was trying to watch the movie in the theatre.

by oldfart127 May 4, 2015

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022

Twitterbreak

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com

Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!

by Dexi February 17, 2009

Twitterbating

The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.

OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.

Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?

by spectreU98 June 29, 2009