Telebot

A "Telebot" is one of those annoying answering machines that require you to press endless buttons to be able to speak to some one.

A "Telebot" will answer the number you called and say: "For English press 1, for Spanish press 2, to report a strange thing press 4, to have a nice day press 5, to listen to the last 7 options and turn your head and cough press 6, to press 7 press 7, to wonder why you bothered calling in the first place press 8, to press 0 press 9, to speak to a Representative call this number again and listen very carefully because there is a secret message to decipher about what I am wearing right now. Thank you for calling. Goodbye."

by Ciitzen Detainee April 25, 2013

telebone

1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.

" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."

by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013

telebropathy

When two guys that are friends, think about the same thing at the same moment. Usually followed by a high five

Hey man guess what i'm having for lunch? *speak at the same time* CHICKEN!
OMG DUDE WE GOT TELEBROPATHY

by Brorgasm March 5, 2015

telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

Tweeb

A compound word stemming from multiple definitions.

1) Twerp/Dweeb; a nerdy kid who is short, annoying as hell and lacks physical prowess.

2) Total/Dweeb; a super nerdy kid, not as bad as the *twerp* variant, so they are likable.

3) Twin/Dweeb (plural: Tweebs); the twin who is the nerdy/dorky one.

4) Twitter/Weeb; a annoying person who sees Twitter as a real fuckin' place, has embraced its culture and now lives in it.

5) Toxic/Weeb; a weeb that is so hyper-obsessively annoying, they make you want to run away from them; they like the sound of their own voice.

1) Little Billy kept bothering Sally to the extent that she pushed him and called him a 'Tweeb'.

2) Steve told Laura all about gravity and how it worked in conjuction with their bodies, Laura replied, "You're such a tweeb."

3) Jack and Dick were inseparable as some twins seldom are; Dick being the jock, enjoying sports and fast cars, Jack, well... let's just say he was the *tweeb*.

4) Milly spent too much time on Twitter, she started saying things like, "Take the L." and "LOL." aloud, it was obvious she was becoming a *Tweeb*.

5) Mike started growling at Tim for not liking his favorite anime; 'how dare he!' Mike thought, to which Tim replied, "man, stop being such a tweeb..."

by Muttemor December 8, 2021

teleboards

A place where even the words most hated losers like Derek can go to and not get killed for being himself

I will make homo threads and there is nothing you can do about it. Ner Ner Ner.

Derek

by Someone February 3, 2005

tweeb

a dorky twilight fan... twilight + dweeb

I'm glad you can point out all the differences between the twilight movie and book, but that makes you a tweeb.

by Sister of a tweeb July 10, 2010