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textless

A form of momentary ability to text someone back after reading either the most amazing, or most disturbing thing you've ever read. The texting from of speechless.
A: Bro, I swear! I got 25 killstreak and tactical nuke in CoD last night!

B:

A: Bro, r u textless?

B:
by Dr. Txtless June 29, 2010
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testless

being without testicles or gonads
both literally (like a eunuch or being with no balls)
and figuratively (like a coward)
and now you're testless you motherf*cking whore!
by secretdiary1212 November 30, 2010
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teethless assholes

I screwed up. ityped in rteethless assholes by accident.
by USSR December 11, 2003
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textless

A neo-definition of "voice mail."
My eyes hurt from so much screen time, send me a textless.
by A.J. Junior January 12, 2006
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Tweedlers

Tweedlers have always, and WILL ALWAYS come in pairs. Only authorized members of the Tweedlers Association are allowed to partake in all Tweedlers activities.

Benefits of being a certified Tweedler include: going out for a walk during lunch hour, collecting the money for the SuperLotto office pool, and informing the public how the weather is outside the building.

When a Tweedler steps down from his or her post, a new member of the Tweedlers is nominated by the public. Certification as the new member generally takes less than 24 hours.
The Tweedlers are out for their afternoon walk.
by Gold Star May 29, 2008
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tweetbensraum

The need of heavy Twitter-users for more than a 144-character limit.
-- Did you know that Bill Gates at-first overlooked the potential of the internet?

-- I know, and then he said of Twitter, that 144-characters should be all anybody will ever need.

-- Yeah, now all the time I'm twitching for some tweetbensraum.
by sukadog May 3, 2011
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textless

unable to distill one's thoughts to fit size limitations imposed by texting format; pejorative, used in the same manner as clueless
when it came to twitters and tweets, the verbose politico was utterly textless

she wanted to tweet me, but she turned out to be textless and confused
by nerdywithwords June 2, 2011
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