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Harry Twatter

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.
Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.
by harrytwatter123 July 31, 2011
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twasterd

shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell
by gel&kate September 9, 2010
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@Example has some great twanter going on
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When two bros are high as fuck and have the munchies for bacon, but can't decide between bread or toast, they will engage in combat using the plug and cord as a weapon and the toaster as a shield.
" dude I've got the munchies for bacon so bad for bacon and toast"

" no mate it's gotta be bread "

" think we have a toaster fight on then "
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Go drink Wolfie's toaster fluid
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Log twister

When you have the skil to make your shit the shape of a pretzel
Dude I just did a log twister on taylor's beak
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Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place
Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!
by Oli Chard January 25, 2009
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