Pringleton tactic

When involved in a game of poker, fold everything apart from aces or kings (really good hands) and then during the hand, check or fold your way through. Bad play!

Oh, I see Scott is using the Pringleton tactic again!

by Coonani91 January 7, 2011

Poo Tactics

To implement a tactical poo so that people in the vicinity of the toilet are unaware you are doing a dirty horrible shit.

- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.

1. To cough loudly when the turd makes impact with the water in the toilet to disguise velocity, size and the sound of the crap.

2. To use air freshner post-turd.

3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.

4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.

Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.

by Ckrc December 22, 2013

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

tactical dot

Tactical dot is an easy way to "save" or create a "shortcut"(if you comment to a website it adds in to your history) to a specific comment that you have questions in there. Usually to find the "sauce" of a picture or a video.

Anonymous:*inserts an unknown picture*
Anonymous: whats the sauce?
Anonymous: planting a tactical dot here "."

by Ainsmegunee February 21, 2018

Twack

Someone who is in the gray area between a crackhead and retard.

You're a fucking twack.
Stop twackin out

by TheCreatorUBitch January 26, 2019

tractor breath

A mispronunciation of the adjective "tractor breadth", commonly used as a non-literal perjorative term for a person or thing whose excess weight has led to a disadvantage in the current situation.

Tom - Way to keep up tractor breath. We lost you on the first hill.
Doug - <pant>

by malarky2020 October 12, 2008

Tractor Tread

The wrinkles on your testicles skin when they are cold and shriveled up.

Damn that water was cold, my nuts have some serious tractor tread now.

by ChuckT123 April 8, 2009