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Turdulence

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021
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Backside Turbulence

A sexual position often leveraged when available space does not allow for a typical "North-South" thrusting motion from behind. The BT receiver moves vigorously in an "East-West" motion while the giver remains steadfastly inserted, thereby enabling intense gratification for both parties. Airline restrooms and small shower stalls lend themselves well to BT.
Wanna join the mile high club? I do but there's barely enough room for both of us in there, it'll never work. Plenty of space backside turbulence.
by Orekansas November 15, 2021
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Stuffing the turducken

The act of putting a chicken inside of a duck, which is then stuffed inside a turkey.

The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.
Every year the hardest part of preparing the Thanksgiving feast is the act of stuffing the turducken.

Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.
by Boycetastrophy October 25, 2010
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turtus

a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.
"That guy looks like he has mad turtus, just look at his face!"
by Philly775 June 21, 2013
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Turduckin

To use the trifecto of the drugs soma, hydrocodone, and marijuana to achieve the "duck dance" (being really fucked up) and talk about it in front of others without anyone knowing what the hell you're talking about.
"What's up bro, you trying to do the duck dance?" ' "Hell yeah I'm down for some turduckin."
by DemonOfDisdain March 1, 2015
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Turtus

An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.
That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded
by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010
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turducken

1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.

2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.

3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.
1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"

2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."

3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."
by Chumbucket October 31, 2006
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