Turkey Neck

A Young Bird who has a really fit body but has no chin and a flap of skin wobbling about underneath it. They usually live in Manchester.

Gobble, gobble, gobble- i'm gonna have to shag her from behind (in the dark)

by Pooooootash January 16, 2004

turkey neck

when a girl gets on her knees facing up with her mouth wide open and a guy puts his ball sac down in her mouth, but she doesnt suck, so it dangles and she tries to say "gobble gobble."
also see: chicken neck

rob; man that was fun last night
joe; yeah i turkey necked that girl
rob; no way!! nice!

by geo shape small guy September 18, 2009

turkeyness

The grease remaining on a meat thermometer when placed from a turkey meatloaf to a beef meatloaf.

I don't want the fucking turkeyness on my meatloaf!

by roadguy February 23, 2009

Turkey Neck molester

a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell

Steven and this boy named Ross are some Turkey Neck Molesters

by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

turkey neck

when a girl gives a guy oral pleasure

She looked like a turkey I wanted to say gobble gobble.

by anthony lerra March 11, 2004

turkey neck

a person who is constantly moans and nags.

tell y'what wind it in!

by ounce of mirth June 18, 2003

Turkeyfuck

A catostrophic chain of events deriving from a screw up in the kitchen. These generally affect the sacred Thanksgiving foods which then angers the large, hungry, peabrained rednecks occupying space in your home. Shouting, violent outbursts, crying, drunken-ess, and lawn fighting usually ensue

You: man my thanksgiving sucked
Friend: why?
You: my mom had all these rednecks over and when the turkey got burnt the whole situation became a Turkeyfuck. I mean it was a drunk, violent, redneck mess.
You: Damn that sux brah

by Xto tha iggy w to the wizza November 29, 2010