turdnerf

covering a nerf pellet or foam bullet in human excrement.

JESUS CHRIST, THEY'RE FIRING TURDNERFS AT US

by wazzah March 29, 2021

Turder

Somebody who takes dumps in the worst places, including, but not limited to:

-Dishwashers
-Sinks
-Washers
-Dryers
-Dogbowl
-Fridge
-Freezer
-Cooler
-Fireplace
-Under the couch
-Shelf
-A wrench at Home Depot

"Jimmy is a turder! He did it in my car seat!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022

turderoid

An extinction-level mountain of rock and flame that hurtles towards you from above, cannot be dodged, and usually comes as the final hammer blow in an ever escalating series of crappy events that collectively warn the Crapocalypse is nigh; preceded by instances of shitnamis, shitquakes and shitnadoes making one's life crappier until a turderoid thunders down from the skies and wipes out everything of value that remains.

After a succession of shitbergs, shitnadoes and shitnamis destroyed Kevin's world, he felt his life may have been improving and brighter days lay ahead until he realised that glow on the horizon was really a turderoid hurtling inexorably toward him, igniting the air with its approach and likely to create an impact crater that would split whatever world Kevin was still clinging to.

"Dude, did you hear that Kevin's life turned to complete shit?"
"True dat, he got hit by a major turderoid. I guess the Crapocalypse is nigh, dude."

by TheScribeNicodemus April 8, 2023

turderky

Busting and shiddddimg over a Somalian turkey and cheese topped with mayo and feeding it to your diabetic children

My homie Jacob likes turderkys

by Dirty_sock__ October 23, 2023

The Turder

The Turder is when someone takes another person's shit, cooks it until hard, and sucks on it.

At the party, we each had the Turder

by itsmenotjames April 12, 2024