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trouser trout

The penis, in all its glory. A wondrous organ, usually found between the legs on human males. origin of this phrase is uncertain, although it may have something to do with the aroma a male penis can take on when left unwashed for a while...
Stop playing with your trouser trout, Jimmy!
by T. Rouser Trout October 25, 2007
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Wowzers in my trousers

Means getting intensely excited on multiple facets. Either sexually excited or any form of intense excitement.
1. Sasha started stripping and Jim exclaimed Wowzers in my trousers!
2. Justine heard she got tickets to see Maroon 5 and the prospect of her seeing Adam Levine made her say Wowzers in my trousers!
by mja71889 April 4, 2011
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Trouser Friendly Kiss

another way of saying fellatio, blowjob, give head etc
Sarah: so what do you want for your birthday?
Ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
Sarah: a trouser friendl...? eerruuggh ur nasty!
Liz: you can get one from me!
by caramelboy June 30, 2008
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Trouser sprouts

Pubic hair. Can be refering to a male or female.
Man, I would have gone all the way with her. But her trouser sprouts were out of control.
by J-Marq June 26, 2008
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Trouserworm

Penis, especially a very large one.
Person 1: Wow, is Matthew carrying around a roll of quarters in his pocket?

Person 2: No, that's just his trouserworm.
by elementary-son September 7, 2012
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Trouser love

(n) Feelings of sexual attraction, often mistaken for romantic love.
"Oh god, that idol is so hot. I'm totally in love with him."
"No, you're not. You're just in trouser lover with him."
by Toewsby September 24, 2014
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Council trouser

Noun: An attractive male who bears the hallmarks of being dragged up on a sink estate. These traits include, though are not exclusive to: knock-off Addidas jogging bottoms; no top (in summer); a hoodie (in winter); a baseball cap (no matter what the season); a toned physique; an overabundance of natural pheromones; a distinctive walk in which he tries to communicate that he is 'proper hard" and "well fit".

Often, a decent bit of council trouser will stroll around town aimlessly, bearing his tattoos and showing off his gym-toned body to passing chavettes, who, like him, have a great deal of time on their hands between collecting their dole and queueing for cheap cider at Aldi.

Trouser, in this context, is a synecdoche used as a male equivalent of the pejorative"skirt", used chiefly in Britain to describe any attractive young female.

Council trouser spotting is a fun office-based game, in which colleagues gaze out the window on a sunny day and rate the passing state-subsidised man-talent as it parades its prone body down the street.
"Look at that bit of council trouser over there. I'd defo bang him!"

"I'm going out tonight and plan to bed myself a nice bit of council trouser."
by Greifbar2000 June 4, 2013
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