Transylvanian Pitchfork

A sexual act wherein a male insert his penis and each testicle into three seperate women, preferably of Eastern European and Baltic State origin.

Dude, should I Transylvanian Pitchfork my girlfriend and her two sisters?

by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018

Transylvanian Pitchfork

A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.

Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!

by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018

Transylvanian mud slide

A bloody poo on your chest

'Yeah I had a Transylvanian mud slide last night; she was ragging it then next minute she shit down my chest'

by Bald1 January 11, 2020

Transylvanian Water Feature

When you suck out a skank's period and spit it into her mouth.

Boyfriend: "you wanna make a Transylvanian Water Feature today"

Skanky Girlfriend: "What the fuck is wrong with you"

by OsamaBinSmith February 13, 2026

Transylvanian tortoise

Transylvanian tortoise (noun, friendly insult/light insult)
A person from Transylvania (ardelean) who is extremely slow in speech, decisions or actions – speaks slowly, stalls for time with "no, las' că...", "fain, da' stai nițel..." or prolonged "băi...", annoying those in a hurry around. Combines the stereotype of the calm and philosophical Transylvanian with the image of the tortoise (tortoise), the slowest but most steadfast animal.
(Approximate Romanian equivalent: "ardelean târâgănat" or "melc transilvănean".)
Approximate pronunciation: /træn.sɪlˈveɪ.ni.ən ˈtɔ r.təs/

Example usage in sentences (in English, to sound authentic):

"Hurry up, you Transylvanian tortoise! The movie starts in five minutes!"
"Stop explaining everything so slowly, don't be such a Transylvanian tortoise."You're driving like a Transylvanian tortoise – step on the gas!"

by Dreamyshark January 3, 2026

Transylvanian mosquito

The act of eating a girl out then biting her vagina hard enough to draw blood that you keep inside your mouth, after which she proceeds to give you head and repeat the process, ending the sexual encounter with a kiss, thus transferring the blood in each other's mouths.

Boy: "Care to engage in a consensual Transylvanian mosquito, my fair maiden?"
Girl: "Why the fuck are you dressed up as Dracula?"

by Insightfulfrog96 January 5, 2026

The Transylvanian Toothpick

Whenever a male proceeds to place a piece of string/hemp wick inside of their urethra.

The unethical form of punishment in which one is subject to a foreign object right up the urethra. I mean right up there man.

Vlad the Impaler was a common user of the Transylvanian Toothpick. Ouch.

by Medidichi April 1, 2021