Graphics tourist

A graphics tourist prioritizes the graphics in a game higher than the gameplay and story of the game.

Dude! You're sucha graphics tourist for loving Far Cry 2!

by Fooshi July 22, 2010

Toilet Tourist

One who goes out of their way to go to a different 'common' bathroom than normal due to how nasty the deposit will be.

Dude, do not use the bathroom in accounting. I had to be a toilet tourist after the trip to the all you can eat chinese buffet.

by JimBrewSki July 11, 2011

flatland tourister

Someone visiting mountain or hilly regions and unable to maintain the speed limit uphill on winding roads. This is originally from the Li'l Abner comic strip of 60 years ago. A flatland tourister can often be found at the head of a long, slow line of cars heading uphill to a ski resort or other tourist attraction.

Why doesn't the CHP get after flatland touristers instead of me.

by builderbob58 October 4, 2018

Tourist

1. An annoying sort of people who vacation (invade) someone else's living space. They are often found in tropical locations and travel in swarms. But the worst of the tourists plauge Cape Codders with their precence. As soon as June rolls around, the beaches are crowded and littered upon, the roads are filled with countless accidents because of the Tourist's legenday LACK of driving capabilities, and local stores, like Cuffy's and Wings, actually have customers! Tourists are often able to be noticed by their appearant lack of fashion sence (often seen in socks&sandals, a common favorite, or better yet, a cheesey hawaiian T-shirt paired with baggy cargo shorts. The women prefer to have fanny packs and visors attached to them, and often hold their young offspring on leashes.) Most of the Tourists on Cape Cod enjoy stopping at "interesting places" such as The Sandwich Glass Museum or many of the lighthouses that skatter the eroding shoreline. (Like the locals haven't grown bored of that the FIRST time they were forced to appreciate them). Also, they have habits for stopping at crowded restaurants or store, which are filled to the max with Tourists of course, and ask how to get on 'scenic' Route 6A, which often times, they are already driving on. They are recognizeable for their horrible speach (the word 'wicked' is not a part of their limited vocabulary) Many of the locals enjoy scouting for the hot Tourist, the few in millions, and often partake in Cape Codder's favorite pastime: Tourist Tricking. With the locals help, the Tourists may end up standed on a beach, in a rented car, or stuck in one of our many cranberry bogs. Tourists are often the cause of the Cape Codders deepest summertime woes, from clogging the beaches, to clogging the streets, and clogging, well, basically everything. But when Labor Day rolls around, and all that is left are the footprints in the sand, and the cash registers full of cash, the locals are able to withstand the summers, in hopes to survive the tough vacant Cape Cod winters with the cash the Tourists supplied them with in the summer.

In many ways, Tourists are like Cicadas. They come in swarms in the summertime, the locals HATE them for eating everything and making it impossible to be outdoors without immediate frustration, but once their epic plunder is over, the locals reminise of the times they had smacking them around.

"Its Tourist Season!"
"Clear the beaches! The Tourists are coming"

"Route 6A? Hmm... Just take a left on this road...You say its a dirt road? Well, thats okay, its my little shortcut!"

"Thank god the Tourists are gone. I couldn't stand them walking around, digital cameras in hand, taking pictures of every rock, tree, lighthouse, and grain of sand on CAPE COD!"

by CapperCodder January 16, 2009

tourist

A person who's not completely into what they are doing, or someone who does something just to be cool.

"Jim's coming boarding with us."
"He can't even stand up on a board, he's such a fucking tourist."

by sittingbourneinnit December 5, 2003

Tourist Two Step

When your walking in a store, or a crowded area and you come in contact with another walker in your direction. You see this person coming so you decide your going to move over, but the other person sees you coming too and they think the same. You guys end up crossing paths and you both do a little akward two step movement to get out of the oncoming persons way.

I was walking through the mall, when a lady started walking in my direction. In a nervous panic I tried to get out of her way but I ended up doing the tourist two step to avoid her.

by C1195 August 3, 2010

Tourist Fucker

A man or a woman who takes pride in having sex with people who are only in town for a short period of time AKA tourists.

While visiting Chicago last week, I met a really cool guy at a wedding. Too bad I later found out from my girlfriend that he is just a tourist fucker and he never really liked me.

Tourist; I had a really great time with you while on vacation in Chicago. I hope we can keep in touch after I go home.

Tourist Fucker; I don't think so, have a great flight home.

by Eye of Palpatine October 16, 2008