Definitions by sittingbourneinnit

Mcjob

The only thing I can get despite paying £11,000 for a university education.

"A graduate, eh? How 'bout you suck my uneducated cock for £4.50 an hour?"

A person who's not completely into what they are doing, or someone who does something just to be cool.

"Jim's coming boarding with us."
"He can't even stand up on a board, he's such a fucking tourist."