by Misscowski on tour December 3, 2006

A tour or excursion of upmost gnar-batch, within a vehicle of the van kind. Usually resulting in the inebriation of all occupants of said van, via excessive drinking of Van Tour Red (official van tour drink).
by Gnar Meister September 24, 2008

When one goes without showering for days or possibly weeks. Similar to what bands on Warped Tour do because of lack of showers.
Mike: I've been Warp Touring it since last Friday!
Adam: Dude, go take a shower already, you smell like ass.
Adam: Dude, go take a shower already, you smell like ass.
by abpersonality February 11, 2010

euphemistic name for a stimulant used on tour for 'support' that might leave one prangin' out when the tour is over.
by streeks May 15, 2006

When loose women are out and about.
by tobz0r July 21, 2009

kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?
kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.
kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.
by kelsey March 5, 2005

1. When a popular-in-the-past band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere to get some money.
2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.
From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (Сибирские гастроли).
2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.
From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (Сибирские гастроли).
- Do you remember Scorpions?
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*
by xelectriquex January 11, 2013
