Tour Buddy 

A person you trust who is also on A hallucinogen at a concert whom you've made a pact with to not abandon each other.

A person who looks out for you.

I'm glad my tour buddy talked me off of that ledge I was standing on.

Tour Buddy by Ohio Guy February 1, 2014

Tour Bus Trapper

A rapper who falsely raps about living the trap life while at the same time being a millionaire who performs shows for all of his money.

21 Savage is always rapping about how he still traps. He's just a Tour Bus Trapper

Tour Bus Trapper by lilpseudonym December 7, 2016

Tour Of The Undercarriage 

To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.

"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"

Tour Of The Undercarriage by feed me paper August 2, 2018

Tour tenders 

Groupies.

The sound guy is putting a couple of tour tenders in the bus for after the show.

Tour tenders by Redurban80 May 24, 2020

tour my first apartment

Performing cunilingus with or vaginally penetrating your own mother's vagina, which is where you came from aka your 'first apartment'.

"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."

tour my first apartment by Blayze Kohime August 30, 2022

Tour De Franzia 

When one buys every variety of Franzia boxed wine, than proceeds to "slap the bag" down a line till s/he has sampled each one. Tour winners often go for round 2 or 3. An armstrong or a lance is achieved when someone completes the Tour 7 times in one night.

Ralph- yo how fucked up were you?
Molly- i was schmacked, i did the Tour de Franzia twice!!
Raplh- Fuck yeah!

Tour De Franzia by youhaveaniceface July 17, 2012

Tour of Duty 

The five minute period just after entering a nightclub but just before buying your first drink where it is customary to casually explore all areas of the club looking for male/female talent

Dude come with me on this tour of duty and lets see who we can throw game at tonight

Tour of Duty by dr ben February 12, 2009