tonsil hockey

It's another word in slang for,"Making out."

The young man and his girlfriend played tonsil hockey,while swimming in the pool.

by Jeff Gray November 28, 2003

tonsillectomy

probably the suckiest surgery to ever have as a 19 year old... the ice cream must only be worth it under the age of 7... it is the removal of your tonsils.

"Why can't you eat this steak?"

"I had a tonsillectomy, I have to be on a liquid diet... I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS!"

by Lindy Lou June 29, 2008

Tossing a Dwarf

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009

Salad Tossing

To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad" or kissing starfish

Very Work Friendly-
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"

by dom April 9, 2005

tonsilbate

(v.) 1. An act of oral sex in which the receiver's penis is stimulated through contact with the tonsils of the giver.

2. Oral sex performed on a man, in general

I recommend you tonsilbate as frequently as possible

by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009

Tossing up your adrenals

Violently throwing up, as opposed to vomiting with ease.

Don't you love how easily cats vomit? It would be cool to be able to just cough, instead of tossing up your adrenals.

by PooPooPeePee2 July 28, 2010

Tonsil tennis

French kissing someone so much you '' play tonsil tennis''

"did you guys play tonsil tennis last night?"

"Ahaha yeah"

by Jacky_d July 15, 2017