behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.

I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!

by bryan's school account September 20, 2019

Trevor The Tortoise

A godlike being who is seen as a tortoise, he has complete control of everything and is immune to every attacks no matter what it does he can manipulate reality to his will and can destroy universes with ease. He is extremely lazy and has no care for anything but has an immense of IQ and fighting experience and can just step on you and you will die. Trevor is also an extremely large tortoise that has a thicc shell around him.

Trevor The Tortoise is a cool guy.

I wanna be like Trevor The Tortoise but I cannot because he is too godlike and overpowered.

by TestudoRex August 29, 2021

tortoise

Noun (ancient Roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties.

During the battle at the Moon Gate in Alexandria, Caesar ordered the deployment of the tortoise formation to neutralize the enemy ballistas.

by speedog July 27, 2010

Triton regional high school

If Runnemede nj wasn’t bad enough it had to build a school and bring other sluts and Stoners to one diseased riddled hot box. The most trash school you will ever go to. The teachers are racist and either care to much or not at all. The principal is on something. And the only thing worst than that is the crack head student, attending there. They are egotistical, basic, and arrogant. Once you step foot in that school you automatically want to kill yourself. DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILDREN THERE.

Triton regional high school is trash.
Don’t go to triton regional high School.
Chad: what school do you go to?
Brad: triton regional high school

Chad: the one where the princepal nudes came out
Brad: yup
“Yo I’ve been to triton a week and I think I have chlamydia”

by Average rat August 6, 2019

Toreto

toreto is the hottest man in the world, you drool just seeing him, he melts any woman, girls tend to want him, if you don’t want to kiss him you’re weird,he is hot as fuck,and you want him

when you see the toreto you say "OMG KISS ME"

by ScottSIm February 1, 2021

Nork Tortion

The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.

Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.

Wow man, that woman is perfect, she has zero nork tortion!

by Jonny K July 23, 2008