Mexican Toolbox

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others

I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox

by California Brown July 22, 2010

toolbox

The term "toolbox" refers to someone who is such a tool that his supreme stupidity is on the level of what you'd expect from a collaboration of several tools. When someone is this many tools in one, he is a toolbox.

He said his Honda had a V8 and ran 5's... what a toolbox!

by TurboDC4 December 28, 2005

toolbox

a man who is so lame, or so much of a dick, that he is not just a tool, he is an entire toolbox.

I can't wait until they send that fuckin' toolbox off to Iraq.

by Jimmy February 4, 2003

pakistan toolbox

the act of being captured by Pakistan people and getting your testicle holden by ones hand on a table and getting it smashed into pieces by a sledge hammer or any type of tool

man that pakistan toolbox was painful

by Turk17 February 3, 2008

Mexican Toolbox

Act of masturbating by slamming a toilet lid onto your erect penis.

Dude! I just walked in on Kyle doing the Mexican Toolbox in the bathroom!! It was awesome!

by Cinco de mayo toilet party October 25, 2011

toolbox

When someone is so dense and pathetic that they are not just a tool, they are an entire toolbox. Toolboxes have a tendency not to think for themselves. Toolboxes are prevelant in frats and sororities, oh and politics.

President Bush is a toolbox. Your sister is a toolbox. You are a toolbox.

by pootrified June 14, 2006

Toolbox song

Toolbox, I’ve gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Lets see what we can find, when we take a peek inside, I've gotta toolbox in my hand

Hammer, I've gotta hammer, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Lets pound some nails in the wall, its my favorite tool of all, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Lets screws some screws in the door, and then we’ll do some more, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Tape measure, I've got a tape measure I've got a tape measure in my hand. Lets measure this and that, a tape measures long and flat, I've got a tape measure in my hand. Level, I've gotta level, I've gotta a lavel in my hand. Lets make sure this pictures straight, a little to the left thats great. Wrench, I've gotta wrench, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Lets tighten this tiny screw, what a werenchy thing to do, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Hammer, screwdriver, tape measure, yeah. Level, wrench, toolbox ohh yeah. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand.
Toolbox Song

by Poisonous_Cookie July 21, 2019