tomeddyitis

The inability to remember plays, complete lay-ups/happiness, spell words over three leters long, and maintain a non-hairy corn hole. Usually referred to in the sport of basketball.

My tomeddyitis is uncontrollable today. I've missed 44 lay-ups, and I haven't remembered a thing.

by Concerned Friend November 14, 2004

tomedian

a term that has absolutley no meaning. most commonly used to piss off fags that don't know what the word means.
can also be shortened to just tom

dude 1: that tomedian over there doesn't know what the word means
dude 2: i know what a fucking tomedian
dude 1: that tom's dick is like a centimeter long
tomedian: Hey Guys!
Dude 1 and 2: shut the fuck up douche bag

by i'mcurrentlyinyourmother March 17, 2010

tomeca

/toe-MEE-kuh/ n. a classy and sometimes snarky female of African-American ethnicity with a puh-donk-a-donk. Classy, savvy shopper, compassionate and a genuine friend. Ambitious, God-fearing, and beautiful inside and out. Likes tall guys with nice shoes. She can be mysterious pearl; once you get to really know her she's something special and priceless.

"Tomeca is a very laid back type of person and family/friends are important to her."

by Tomeca December 21, 2016

tamezesk

Tamezesk is a name given to the bitchiest of boys, the cuckiest of cucks, lewdest of the lewds, and cutest of the cute. You cannot tame this zesk. The requirements to be given this name are very hard to meet. Basement dwellers strive to be given this name, yet they can only dream of achieving it.

Dank: That Bitchboy Tamezesk
Lin: Tamezesk is a weird name wtf

by Totally Not Lin Smh November 21, 2019

timezone slut

Someone who communicates with people in many different timezones at once.

John has to join a meeting with people in five different timezones, he is such a timezone slut.

by salparadise November 16, 2020

tomex

the best person ever. everybody loves xem and goes “wow i love you”

Person A: Wow, have you heard of this hot and great guy, Tomex?

Person B: No, what is xe like?
Person A: Xe is great and wonderful, I love xyr outstanding personality! It makes me go, “Wow, I love you!”
Person B: “Wow, same!”

by sorasoft October 4, 2021

Tomelette

A fine delicacy that can under no circumstances be made without breaking a few Greggs

Uncle Mo says that he can make a vegan Tomelette, but I knew I knew something was wrong with his recipe when he said he didn't break some greggs

by MangalPangal January 15, 2022