Tomz
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Tomz
A wild specimen of human with blonde fur and fair skin, distinguished from the tom species by a z relating to its zebra like always-changing-story nature. Rarely a threat to civilized humans even tho it approaches gyms from time to time. Its mates are often ill-informed and dogged for ugly bitches of the canine specimen in appearance, yet the tomz specimen enjoys shying away from sexual encounters. Evidently specimen is unable to drive, tho can be seen frolicking around with jumbucks, of which, squashed white is its favourite. Usually bred from a milf specimen, it is a somewhat disappointing offspring, yet leaves hope for its own offspring, that is if the tomz can mate with something other than the male species, which scientists have been unable to prove, causing some to give up hope.
Mate 1: "Whats cracking mate?"
Tomz: *inaudible growl*
Mate 1: "Umm... ok"
Tomz: *proceeds to chase fugly bitch*
Mate 1: "interesting creature"
Tomz: *inaudible growl*
Mate 1: "Umm... ok"
Tomz: *proceeds to chase fugly bitch*
Mate 1: "interesting creature"
Tomz by Ben-ja-min October 22, 2008
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tomz by chickennoodles213 February 11, 2020
Da Tomzzz
when a boy his name is Tomas and he becomes a really famous rapper you have to call him Da Tomzzz. he is mosly known for his hard barz and his track with 3V. if you meet a Da Tomzzz it is really chachi.
Da Tomzzz by tinus dn eerste November 18, 2021
Tomzgames
YouTube channel that is most popular for its heavy plays videos. It's owner also wrote this definition 😀
Tomzgames by SUMFURRYTHING June 13, 2016
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