Toast

Someone acting in a sarcastic and/or dry manner, similar to the dryness of actual toast.

Toast: "I love it when people take 3 hours to order a sandwich, man people are just so quick and considerate to others' busy schedules, thanks to them life is just so easy you know?"

Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."

by Crucival November 16, 2015

Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.

Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

Toast

Someone who smokes too much weed.

That boy is toast!

by kreecher August 16, 2003

Toast

Toast can also be used as a reference to the heightened sexual appeal of a person.

"I would'nt kick her out of bed for eating toast!!"

Also, an abbreviation of this scentence can also just be used as "toast", of which the positive response when toast is pointed out to another would also be "toast", if the person concurs.

by Matt_69_86 August 26, 2010

Toast

A girl (or guy) who is very plain, boring, lame, etc.

Hey did you see Megan just standing there last night in her american eagle jeans and old navy fleece? One word: TOAST

That Megan girl is plain as TOAST

by JC4556 March 23, 2007

Toast

a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.

1. Wow, have you seen Toast today? I can't believe he survived that party.
2. Hey I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you

by Regis February 21, 2008

Toast

A MUCH better way to say toats, or totally. But don't use it in front of hispanic men named Roger-they might get confused.

"Did you like that movie?"
"Toast!"
"So did I, let's sneak back into the theater and see it again!"

by ¡EVA! October 25, 2008