Tito

The proest name on Earth. Anyone and everyone with that name is amazingly cool and should never ever be disrespected.. Ever.

Damn dude, Tito owns us at life.. We should kill ourselves before he kills ourselves before us..

by Kay Ess January 21, 2008

titflip

To flip someone’s tit and fly away on a unicorn (or Pegasus), which is infected with squaids.

iTortor: "I just titflipped Anna."
Hans: "Oh really?”
Anna: "... you two have serious bootyism issues.”

by itortor April 11, 2010

Titfluence

The ability to influence someone with your boobs.

Liz was unable to persuade Max to move because she lacked titfluence.

by maxbarefoot123454321 January 11, 2012

titfuckassboner

A word (not words) exclaimed when you are in an angry group of people to add your anger into the situation. The expression may also be used to proclaim joy in some situations. Often times the group becomes awkwardly silent or bursts into laughter upon hearing this remark.

(Jeff's teacher assigns assload of homework)
Robbie: Shit!
Brandon: Damnit!
James: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randy: What the hell!?
Todd: AHH! Fuck me!
Jeff: TITFUCKASSBONER!!
Class: ...(silence)

by Yobungus1337 January 12, 2011

Swaying Titfuck

A variation of titfuck where a man lays down with his legs spread out, holding his cock up with his hand flat on his pelvis, letting the busty woman come on top of him on all fours with her knees between his legs, having her tits hang down with the length of his cock in between them, leaving about an inch of space between her nipples and his hand that is holding his cock up. As this happens, the women sways her tits from left to right, coincidently making his dick move left to right with them, rubbing the sides of it, without letting them hit it or slide off of it.

Man: "My girlfriend gave me a Swaying Titfuck last night! It was amazing!"

by ROFLcycle June 7, 2013

titoo

A noun for either:
1) A tatoo on a tit.
2) A tatoo'd tit.
3) A broad with a tatoo'd tit.

Mrs. Mc'Clein has a titoo, i saw it when she kept dropping her pen on the first day of school.

by Jay Bhula April 1, 2008

Tito's Tacos

An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.

The store was out of dog food so I stopped by Tito's Tacos instead.

by absurdantihero November 12, 2015