Tippled

The stage of drunkenness when you are post merry pre ham

"I've got lumb nips, I must be tippled"

"I can't feel my eyebrows, so tippled"

by Malf_falm July 23, 2014

tipple

To drink (intoxicating liquor), especially repeatedly, and in small quantities.

There are plenty of people who drink just enough to be under the radar, but they do this to relieve stress and cope with emotional difficulties. They drink enough to get drunk over an elongated period of time.

A modern day McCourt might tipple.

Paris: I am such a mess. I need to drink some cognac or brandy.
Nicole: I thought you said you were done with the whole tipple situation?
Lindsay: Nah, I got her started again. It's not a bad thing.
Paris: Hott.

by g-diggity March 31, 2008

tippin on my dick

for a girl to be all over a guy, or obsessed with him.

you go to a club and a girl is dancing on one guy and wont leave him alone, he can say "hey, that chick is totally tippin on my dick."

by jesus ! June 18, 2010

port-o-tipping

The act of tipping over a port-o-potty. It can be tipped on either of its four sides. It only requires one person to tip, but for better effects after sploosh delay, it would require 2 people; one to tip it on it's door side (face), and the other to hold open the door while it's going down. After it is down, fireworks can be thrown inside for an added thrill. One must be careful not to step in the waste which is expelled from the port-o-potty after sploosh delay has occured. If the port-o-potty is behind a fence at a construction site, most of the time, those fences can easily be torn down to gain access. One must leave the area immediately after the port-o-potty is down, for it is quite loud, and if one is systematically tipping them in alleys, the cops tend to be called...

Hellraiser 1: Holy shit dude, that one we tipped had the biggest sploosh ever!!!

Hellraiser 2: Oh shit, there was someone in there!! Let's get the fuck outta here!!!

by TZR July 6, 2005

tappability

noun, the quality of being tappable

a. "Look at that fine man..."
b. "He exudes tappability."

by chyoi March 10, 2005

Timpani Cabbage Plunge

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

Tippit

Adjective - To describe a person who is appealing to the eye, gorgeous, beautiful, hot, stunning etc.

Megan Fox is tippit.

by BluKoo October 21, 2010