After a night of unprotected sex with an internet date, he received a most unwelcome call announcing an unexpected and entirely unplanned baby: Tinder Surprise!
by bakermouse January 4, 2016
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Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.
by taylen24 October 14, 2013
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A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.
by Teabagette May 4, 2005
Get the tainterator mug.When a guy meets you on Tinder but wants the girlfriend experience without actually committing to you.
"Jonathan likes me to sleep over, cook together and watch a movie at home before we fuck, we are definitely in a Tindership"
by SeeFishBee September 29, 2014
Get the Tindership mug.A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.
"Are you coming out tonight mate?"
"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"
by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015
Get the Tinder finger mug.John (Showing his smart-phone): "Dude, check out this Tinder babe."
George: "She's a Tinder Ghost. I've seen her like 20 times."
George: "She's a Tinder Ghost. I've seen her like 20 times."
by pesevenghi July 7, 2015
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Prisoner to Juvenile: I can't wait for your punk ass to get in here. I'm going to make you my bitch and tinker bell that baby face with my dick.
Prison Guard to Juvenile: You don't want to be tinker belled in here boy. Thats when he slaps his dick on your nose, while he forces you to give him a blow job.
Prisoner to Juvenile: I can't wait for your punk ass to get in here. I'm going to make you my bitch and tinker bell that baby face with my dick.
Prison Guard to Juvenile: You don't want to be tinker belled in here boy. Thats when he slaps his dick on your nose, while he forces you to give him a blow job.
by TheBDMan January 15, 2017
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