Telepathism

When two human beings concect and are able to telepathically communicate.

Boy 1: *texts grl 1* what are you having for dinner

Grl 1: *texts boy * (at the same time) what are you having for dinner

Thinking at the same time + saying the same thing = telepathism

by UNO_what_I_mean May 6, 2018

Telepathetic

Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful.

Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."

Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .

Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.

Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"

by kaoschikk January 25, 2010

Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

telepathetic

Totally and utterly pathetic and/or useless with televisions and other kinds of technology.

Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.

by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 16, 2008

Stoner Telepathy

When you and a friend are stoned and subconsciously are thinking the same thing. (Typically about rolling another one up :D)

Friend #1: Hey dude wanna roll up another joint?
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)

by JustSomeGuy17 May 30, 2020

Trans Telepathy

The phenomenon that occurs between two trans people where they can detect eachother without ever even meeting.

"Jess and I had a trans telepathy moment the other day, I knew their pronouns instantly!"

by Casperqtip January 27, 2022

Telepathetic

The psychic ability people develop that allows them to detect pathetic losers from a comfortable distance.

From Monique's unique position, upside down on the pole as it were, and her keenly honed telepathetic abilities she new which guys had the cash she needed for the night.

by Plagerdiasus III June 11, 2015