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Third Whale

Like a wing man (fin man) that helps you get laid. Originates from the social practices of some really big whales that are so fat they need a third whale to aid them copulate.
If it wasn't for my third whale I'd never get laid.
by Chanisson Halberitzky February 4, 2010
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Thunder-wank

Thunder-wank
To masturbate during a thunderstorm
The game of thuder-wank; masturbation begins on sight of lightning, it ends upon hearing the thunder. Repeat the process until climax, failing to do so means you lose the game.
Joey: "Did you know there's supposed to be a thunderstorm tonight?"
Jacques: "Yeah, I'm gonna play thunder-wank!"
by MoonLander August 2, 2015
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Third wheel

When you are hanging out with two other people usually friends, siblings, or relatives. They always talk to each other and have fun, but you are just tagging along and overhearing what they say. They act like you are not there. Sometimes you have no one else to hang out with so you just go with them. You will always feel left out.
Someone-“I feel bad for your sister she is always the third wheel
by ComeToBrazil85 April 8, 2022
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Thunder Gun Express

Thunder Gun Express is the most badass action/romance movie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"....and it has dong.

Thunder Gunned means "without hesitation" and badass. Doing anything that would be considered bold and brave would be Thunder Gunning and make you cool.
Thunder Gun, the main character, is supposed to have a nice dong in the movie.
"No hesitation, No surrender....Thunder Gun Express!"

When Frank stole a riverboat with Asian tourist, that was pretty Thunder Gun!

Charlie Thunder Gunned through the sewers to make it to the theatre by himself.
by iDoNtUsEcOnTrAcTiOnS December 1, 2011
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morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.
'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'
by ant August 4, 2004
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Third Quarter Slump

It refers to the third term of school where you stop giving a damn about your grades. During this period you are at the highest risk of getting a C.
Yo Mack after that epic Third Quarter Slump I've gotta work my ass off to pull a B
by Dempsworth March 22, 2011
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Thunder butter

This is the result caused when a man has not ejaculated in over 24hrs. As he tries to hold back his batch during intercourse or masterbation, the sunami brewing in his sack is so thick and rich it feels like butter is churning in his balls. Upon release, unloaded like a strike of rolling lightning, the man cannot help but let out the loudest groan which sounds like thunder when combined with the banging of furniture when someone hears it from another room or outside.
I've been stuck with the kids all week so last night when me and my girl were finally alone, I pounced that pussy like Zeus in a lightning storm and unloaded my thunder butter deep in her pussy, so loud the neighbors thought it was storming outside and she wanted to change her name to Jezebel after enough cum from a gang bang dripped out of her pussy. There was enough to make toast for the whole neighborhood.

That guy needs to get laid more. My wife is getting excited every time she hears the neighbor release his thunder butter.
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
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