The Ghetto'ist town on earth. The average life expectancy is about 6 months. Our beautiful downtown includes the longest running post office in America. Also, there is a hair salon and some stupid yoga place. About 4 years ago it almost burnt to the ground, good thing it did not because it should be the capital.
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Get the Thornton mug.Thornton Academy is a semi-private school residing in Saco, Maine. It has the impression of a prestigious school however it is full of lazy asses, slutty underclassmen, teachers who are more concerned with their humor than their teaching and a headmaster who was in the civil war.
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The talented drummer from the amazing metalcore band Woe, Is me. He's made up of 100% sex, and has the best hair ever known to man. His hometown is Atlanta, Georgia.
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fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!
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Get the Thoisty mug.The semi-private high school in Saco, Maine that has recently expanded to include junior high grades as well. Thornton Academy provides schooling for neighboring towns as well; Dayton and Arundel as well. Out of town citizens can pay for their children to attend Thornton Academy. The school offers many amenities that a public school cannot. Also, because they are private, they have more funding from tuitions for athletics and arts.
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