Announcer 1 “John was had an amazing hand in poker, with a ace high straight flush”
Announcer 2 “I know, why the hell did he fold to a guy with a uno card and a sweetener packet”
Announcer 3 “ In all my years of being a announcer, never one have I seen someone doing a Theresa this hard”
Announcer 2 “I know, why the hell did he fold to a guy with a uno card and a sweetener packet”
Announcer 3 “ In all my years of being a announcer, never one have I seen someone doing a Theresa this hard”
by Justin Heras March 29, 2019
Theresa May is the British Prime minister who thinks brexit is cool. She also is named after the shampoo Tresemme. She's an absolute arse and looks like shit with a bobcut.
Nick- Did you hear the latest news on Brexit?
Tim - Where's Jeremy Corbyn when you need him?!
Bob: It's Theresa May's fault!
Khalid- Tresemme? Isn't that a shampoo?
Tim - Where's Jeremy Corbyn when you need him?!
Bob: It's Theresa May's fault!
Khalid- Tresemme? Isn't that a shampoo?
by I'mASmartyFartyBriton January 27, 2019
by Rachel August 3, 2004
by Skrdrdr on dem pussies July 23, 2018
when a girl has her hold on you and has you dick like puddy. she has total control of you and fucks with your head and life.
man that girl has a theresa hold on him and wont let the fuck go. what the hell is up with that bitch.
by fuckitbig May 1, 2009
Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.
He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.
That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.
I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.
That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.
I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.
by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019
Second female Prime Minister of the UK. Took over from David Cameron after he went running for the hills when Britain voted to leave the EU. Appears to be on good terms with Angela Merkal (the German chancellor).
by Capsicle July 29, 2016