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Fornicating Under Consent of the King

Fornicating Under consent of the King, or Fuck, dates back to the middle ages when people had to ask permission from the king to have sex.
On that movie they were fornicating under consent of the king.
by jim000111 July 6, 2005
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the king of town

A guy who can jump no more than an inch off the ground (thank Super Kingio Bros.) and likes butter. He looks like a lumpy marshmallow and tried to lose weight using Strong Bad's exercise tapes.
Dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo... King of Town!... Hooray!!!
by Homsar October 27, 2003
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Fornication Under the Consent of the King

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)
man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D
by rachell09 January 22, 2009
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the king of the world

Leonardo DiCaprio, who proclaimed this of himself in "Titanic". So obviously it's true. Bow down to the king. He also nailed Kate Winslet, which could be a good or bad thing depending on whether or not she was fat at that point.
George W. Bush wanted to declare war on Iraq, but before he could do so he had to consult the king of the world, who starred in "The Beach" and drives a Prius.
by Nick D July 13, 2004
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The King's Speech

When your cell phone malfunctions and accidentally sends the same text message twice so it appears as if you're stuttering with each message you send only you have no way of preventing it. (without the help of Geoffrey Rush)
I've been called Colin Firth by my peers since my cell phone stutters out each text message I send ala The King's Speech.
by Improvise May 6, 2011
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The King's School

A boarding school founded in 1831, a school which hardens the soul, body and mind.
Situated in North Parramatta next to Tara Anglican school, Kings makes a good example of itself in sports and...more sports, mostly rugby,rowing and some more rugby.
With the FRAT system abolished around 2000-01, the arrogance level has shot through the roof, however peace has settled within the school.
There are different kinds of King'smen and they all are assigned 'Houses', each house is generally for different people.
Macarthur's aggies,
Kurrle's couldntcareless attitude,
Burkitts intellectual powers,
Whickhams ohsofrail residency,
Macquarie's striving for sports,
Bishop-Barkers authority,
Waddy's potheads,
Dalmas's lazy'ness
then theres the other houses such as Hake and Broughton, they are there for the ride.

Dr Timothy Hawkes AKA "Big-Tim" is the headmaster for the school at the moment, author of the 4 Learning and Leadership books which consist of 5 different questions.

Some of the language and popular phrases include:
- Rant
- Roidhouse!
- Trust meee
- Blackone pronounced "Bleckone" (?)
- Nutting!
- Dont get hard..
- Psyche! pronounced "Sike!"

Anything else is just quoted off of something funny they find off a Youtube video, example. "IM BEACHED IS!"

The Kingsmens natural enemy is St. Josephs high school,but in some instances Kings and St Josephs have worked together to defeat Shore school, cus they suck.
Famous instances are ones such as the "Doughnut Riots" on the 175'th Birthday of the Kings School, where the lunch ladies were swarmed by crowds of boys (hungering for a simple chocolate frosted doughnuts), forced to hide under tables and if possible, try to get through the mass of blundering idiots. The school never saw Doughnuts ever again,
one may wonder where all 400 large doughnuts ended up..

The staff available at kings are quite exquisite and vary from person to person,
from the smokin hot english department to the charms and wits of the deputy head.

The Kings School is the place to be.
boy1: What school do you go to mate?
boy2: The King's School' mate,
boy2: Yourself?
boy1: oh, Shore school,
boy2: RANT!
by Chicken in a wheelbarrow October 31, 2008
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And Thening

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