A guy who can jump no more than an inch off the ground (thank Super Kingio Bros.) and likes butter. He looks like a lumpy marshmallow and tried to lose weight using Strong Bad's exercise tapes.
Dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo... King of Town!... Hooray!!!
by Homsar October 27, 2003
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A character on Homestarrunner.com. He likes to eat a lot. Sometimes he eats his own sheep, which isnt very nice.
DOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOO! I'm the K.O.T!
by coolpersonyo August 30, 2003
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A fat, elderly Santa Clause wanna-be who has no friends because nobody likes him.
"hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!" said the knig of town, "I want to eat some butter and lard and anything else that will make me even more fat! hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!"
by the gb5 December 03, 2003
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The self-proclaimed King of Freetown USA. The only charater on Homestar Runner. com that no one likes
by The Catfish August 07, 2003
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A character at www.homestarrunner.com who seems to have power over the poop smith. The King of Town Rules homestarville with an iron fist and makes sure everyone knows that he is number 1.
by Trogdor July 31, 2003
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the ruler of Freetown, USA, who can eat raw eggs and a roll of toilet paper and still be hungry.
The king of town is really, freally, funny. He dressed up as the hamburgrlar.
by agasdgawgjlHSD October 29, 2003
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The king of the town that Homestar Runner and his comrades reside in. He is by far the most unpopular person in town. He has his own flock of sheep (or used to, anyway), and eats all kinds of crap. While it is widely believed the the King of Town lives in a smile-faced castle, in reality, he lives in atwo bedroom job next door to Strong Bad. He leases his Weber barbecue to The Cheat for shelter. Rumor has it that he is Marzipan's father, but nothing has been confirmed.
The KING OF TOWN ate his sheep. They were delicious.
by CaPN April 08, 2003
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