Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

by BallWasher August 14, 2021

tele

some random monke found off the streets of america, adopted and had a gangster brother "jaden"

stick this tele up ur ass

by thisguyXD June 6, 2021

Tele-puddied

When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.

Where’s the cat? It just tele-puddied from the living room to the kitchen counter.

by Annieeggplant February 13, 2021

tele god

Casey

“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”

“Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”

by coolchickcase April 8, 2020

telee

telee is kind of belt in mongolia. name of the man he is douchbag of the century maybe loves the law of mongolia because mongolian law is only one in universe. its litetterly confomity with batsugar yess plss

tinder telee

by voss by use November 21, 2021

The Tele-Tickle

When someone tickles your asshole with his/her tongue.

If you're feeling adventurous I highly recommend you try the Tele-Tickle.

by Bezerkley & Abbilicious July 13, 2016

tele-whore

Someone who is always talking on the phone, and flirting most of the time.

John: Hey Bob, wow, is Brittney still talking on the phone?

Bob: Yeah, she been talking to the same guy for hours now.

John: Wow, what a tele-whore.

by Caleb W. March 11, 2008