Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

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split the atom

(pre COVID) any task that is very difficult to do
(COVID era) when a business requires you to wear a mask to enter, no exceptions!

Alex: Yo G-money, lets go grub downtown at Therapy
G-money: Not feeling it bro, too many MAGAtards out homie
Alex: Shit will be safe bro, the make you split the atom.
G-money: I'm in!

by Gaggle Kang December 25, 2020

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To split the G you must have a pint of Guinness in a Guinness glass. The objective is to have the line of the pint (where the black and white meet) between the bottom of the harp and the top of the G after the first sip of your lovely pint. This is advanced way of playing the game but the only way real men play. Sláinte!

Macauley bet John he could split the G on his first attempt.. And failed

Here lads, further from splitting the G buys the round

by alrightdrive June 10, 2022

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split the wickets

First used in Tony Hawk 3 to describe skating through a gap. Also is another way to describe having sex.

So I heard you split the wickets quite a few times with Tina last night.

by Seabass January 20, 2005

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split the difference

When ones g-string divides shit (or diarrhea) into two separate bodies.

I will never take off my favorite g-string. I will split the difference from now on.

by ideasnshit October 6, 2010

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