Swedish Glaze

The shiney glaze left when semen drys on the skin.

"She left my place with her face still swedish glazed"

by wolfparadise June 12, 2009

The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.

- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee

by Filleman December 22, 2020

swedish headache

A swedish headache indicates that you are horny. Chiefly used by females.

All this yelling is giving me a swedish headache, you know what i mean? Horny! Source: film "A Dirty Shame"

by Sir Xar June 12, 2005

Swedish Fish

Soft and chewy candy with flavor that lasts from head to tail.

I would like some Swedish Fish right now, but not as much as I'm fiending some Erin.

by FuzzyMonkey September 24, 2003

Swedish Nigel

1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.

2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.

I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.

by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011

Swedish cock

A big sexy hard dick

Hey baby suck my Swedish cock...

by Jewkhok May 11, 2018

Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!

by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013