I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.

Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?

Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

by Butler CW June 24, 2009

Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.

Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.

by TV CAR March 26, 2010

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Making a long-distance clandestine trip for purpose of an extramarital affair

If you can't find me next week, I"ll be hiking the Appalachian Trail.

by radgtr June 25, 2009

walking the appalachian trail

a word used to describe someone who cheats but tries to cover it up.

You: Hey did you hear about that governor from South Carolina?

Friend: No, what happened?

You: He got caught "walking the appalachian trail" with a chick from Argentina.

Friend: Oh snap.

by campbelluniversity June 24, 2009

The Appomattox Courthouse

When you are banging around a very solemn and tearful crowd of people. Such as, at a funeral.

Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.

Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

Hiking the Apps

To have an extramarital affair.

See South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford.

Bob: Oh shit, Mike's "Hiking the Apps" with Judy.
Jim: Damn!
Will: Go Mikey!

by Puddyfudge June 30, 2009

Picking The Apples

A term used in drag meaning to slay your performance, work the croud, and (hopefully) plow the whole damn orchard!

"Damn, did you see that 8-count though?"
"Yaas, she is picking the apples hunnie!"
"He is PLOWING the orchard!*

by 24J.A.G24 August 5, 2016