The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."
Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!
Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
by gregor_y November 22, 2010
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by The Hamburgler Helper March 23, 2009
Get the textommenting mug.A state of being composed and calm. Directly translated from Chinese online buzz word:蛋定(dan4 ding4). Literally, "testo-" means male testis and "-stasis" means a state of static balance or equilibrium.
by Ricky GL April 25, 2011
Get the testostasis mug.A man (or young man) whose behavior is driven by the uncontrollable urge to prove that he's "more of a man" than the next guy. Always has to be first in line, always has to be the fastest, always has to drink the most, has to control the room, tailgates and weaves dangerously in and out of traffic to pass people, etc. Basically a Type A personality jacked up to extremes.
That testosterone jockey tailgated me in heavy rush hour traffic for 5 miles, then took a dive across 3 lanes to weave around everyone and almost clipped 2 cars in the process.
by StealthAGC June 20, 2013
Get the testosterone jockey mug.When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
by Technobish October 31, 2017
Get the Tectonic Shit mug.Attempting to make light of the male stereotype that phone conversations between guy friends are often quick and to-the-point, someone cleverly coined this verb by combining "testosterone" with "phone".
In reality, the word is too long to ever see common use outside of making yourself look like a tool.
In reality, the word is too long to ever see common use outside of making yourself look like a tool.
Person A: Hey, I'm going to testosterphone Eric. Hehe.
Person B: What?
Person A: Get it? Testosterphone! Like, "testosterone" and "phone", but together! Haha! Isn't that clever?!
Person B: You fail.
Person B: What?
Person A: Get it? Testosterphone! Like, "testosterone" and "phone", but together! Haha! Isn't that clever?!
Person B: You fail.
by BlueSunrise May 31, 2007
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