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Testesatchel

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.
My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.
by BS&MS February 6, 2008
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Mad Tested.

When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.
Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.
by Monstopher March 7, 2013
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Sloppy Texter

noun.

A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.
Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?

Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?
by tamUHra October 30, 2011
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tete-a-tete

To have a private conversation.
To have a heart-to-heart.
Literally means `head to head'.
To get together and have a tete-a-tete. Or to sit on the couch with a coffee for a quick tete-a-tete. She leaned forward and confided tete-a-tete that she'd been seeing someone new.
by Newbrisbane.com December 15, 2008
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Tenten

A supporting character in the popular manga Naruto, Tenten is the sole female member of Team Gai. According to the official data book Tenten is widely recognized as having Konoha’s greatest weapons arsenal. She is a Chinese themed character, this proven by her hair and clothing style as well as her attacks. When writing about her objective in the team it is stated that Tenten is the neutralizing effect among Rock Lee and Huuga Neji.

Her goal is to be like Tsunbade, and to become an equal among ninja- proving on the battle field gender dosn't mean a thing.
"It has nothing to do with the fact that they're girls. On the battle field, gender means nothing. They are just soft on eachother."- Tenten states During Sakura and Ino's battle.
by WavingPickle September 24, 2008
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lol texter

type of person who uses the phrase 'lol' after almost everything in a text.

commonly found among teenagers, but among adults too who still think they're "hip and with it"
"hey whats up lol"

"yeah lol"

"where are you lol"

(phrases commonly used by the lol texter)
by Miss Watson December 16, 2009
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Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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