termite

someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.

bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed

by anus supreme June 3, 2022

Termite

a wood killer, boner killer; in particular, an unattractive piece of clothing worn by a women.

My wife wore her termite bathrobe.

by Mjaxhunter March 22, 2021

vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.

“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”

by DigginBalls September 17, 2021

Social termite

Someone who gradually ruins a social setting, due to their social ineptness. In the same fashion termites ruin a house.

*at a party*
Sarah: "I have had a weird rash lately, want to see? Also, why are you single at your age?"
John: "Please get the fuck out you social termite."

by Gordenmastur May 26, 2024

Termit

Termit or Duren is a type of person, who plays videogames and is rude to his neighbors. He also gets drunk as fuck.

Mom : Shut up alredy Daniel.
Daniel : Leave me be, I'll be a progamer.
Mom : Oh god, but u are bronze Termit.

by VidlákŠustr February 15, 2018

nibbling termite

The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them

Adam and John were so horny that kinky John did the nibbling termite on Adam.

Ex. The Skin Fic

by Gayemopotato June 7, 2016

Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.

"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020