Tallahassee publix

When you shit yourself looking urgently for a bathroom in a grocery store.

Hey Tom, make sure you use the restroom before you go to the store, we don't want another Tallahassee Publix incident!

by Rickymixx February 14, 2022

Tallahassee bandwagon

When you’re making sweet, tender, love to a woman, and you’re about to cum, you make her suck your cock, and then she holds it in her mouth, then spits it in your mouth, & then you bend her over and spit it in her asshole.

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee bandwagon. I’ve been farting bubbles all day.

by Yer mom69 September 12, 2023

the tallahassee erection

what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.

coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..

by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011

Tallahassee Tickle Torture

A sexual act in which the receiver is tied down on a bed and tickled with the penis(es) of the male participant(s).

Oh my God! I got a Tallahassee Tickle Torture the other day and I almost pissed myself laughing!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Teleah

A smart girl. She know what she wants and when she wants it she going to get it. This girl doesn’t care about what comes out of her mouth 99% of the time. She is usually thick and fine and she of very independent and doesn’t ask for handouts from anybody. If any guy talks to Teleah all he think about is Teleah. Just the thought of Her makes him want to date her. She always keep her friends to a minimum and she doesn’t trust fast. You will know when she trust you,when she start to tell you everything! She can be goofy, rude, a freak, and stubborn it’s gonna be her way or no way. This girl can be a bit spoiled in a lot of different ways! Most of the time her favorite word is goofy or idgaf.

Man did you see how stubborn teleah was being today?

by Biggfactss August 16, 2018

tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.

I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy

by paul barman May 2, 2006

Tallahassee Land Shark

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.

by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009