Technologically neutered

To strip technology of all meaningful features, thereby violating its original intent to solve problems in an automated way. This is typically done by an enterprise through a series of decisions made by folks with no understanding of technology, e.g. legal or risk. Fears that drive to these decisions are typically focused on trying to prevent behaviors through technology limitations, without isolating that the issue is the behavior. The end result will likely be a set of technology that looks similar to the current technology set, just with a different look and feel on top of a fundamentally rearchitected platform typically costing millions of dollars.

The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.

They technologically neutered the SharePoint environment by removing everything but the list and document library. It is no longer usable for its core collaboration functions.

We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.

They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.

by ColdheartedMatt May 8, 2012

technilog

Our lord of discord, a pewdiepie with worse audio but somehow better video, mostly known for thier discord sings series

Person one: yo, ya know technilog?
Person two: Diggy Diggy hole?
Person three: RA RA RASPUTIN
Person one and two: GTFO

by squabbles July 5, 2020

FM technology

FM Technology (fucking magic technology)

Highly advanced term used to define any technology that you are unfamiliar with.

How does your email automatically transfer to your phone?
FM technology.

by tinav December 6, 2009

Impact Technology

Items: televisions, computers, cell phone, etc., that will only work after being struck with great force

Kouji: My keyboard started working again!
JD: How'd you get it to work?
Kouji: I hit it
JD: Impact Technology.

by The Kobra Kid January 1, 2011

crappy technology

to take a shit in ones laptop.

how did you computer break?" "just some crappy technology

by stackattack January 8, 2011

Tendring technology college

Full of goons, dodgy relationships.

See that girl over there she’s a slag, must go tending technology college! He looks like a fboy, must go Tendring technology college

by Tendring technology college October 20, 2018

tounge technology

bts member sugar uses this to describe his technique at his band members small members

haha kim u liked my tounge technology?

by bruhuuhuhhhh September 6, 2019