by Professor Fox May 16, 2006
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by KillerBootsMan November 16, 2013
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Get the teased mug.When a man is about to go down on a woman. When he begins to bring his head closer to her vagina, and he then either notices or smells something he doesn't like about it, and then in one smooth "teardrop" motion brings his head right back up and away from her vagina.
"I was about to eat her out and it wasn't smelling too good so i had to evacuate using the teardrop"
by bucsfan2830 February 21, 2010
Get the The Teardrop mug.A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.
Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.
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