Teard

A tear mixed with a turd that people ofetn try to burgle.

Lets go burgle that teard!

by Professor Fox May 16, 2006

Mike Tealed

A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.

Ffs, I’ve been Mike Tealed again

by Gramatron March 21, 2022

teardrop titties

(n) The perfect shape of an all natural perky female breast, resembling the shape of a teardrop.

Dude I banged that chick from the bar last night. She had those perfect teardrop titties man.

by KillerBootsMan November 16, 2013

teased

The phase between sober and high in terms of smoking marijuana

Maddi: "Yo Riyad,you high?"
Riyad: "Not lifted, but not sober"
Maddi: "oh, you mean teased"

by Chief Reefer April 1, 2009

The Teardrop

When a man is about to go down on a woman. When he begins to bring his head closer to her vagina, and he then either notices or smells something he doesn't like about it, and then in one smooth "teardrop" motion brings his head right back up and away from her vagina.

"I was about to eat her out and it wasn't smelling too good so i had to evacuate using the teardrop"

by bucsfan2830 February 21, 2010

Teased to Jesus

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

Teardrops on my guitar

One of Taylor Swifts best songs

Hey do you know what Teardrops on my guitar is?
Ya its the best song ever

by sivvy22lou February 6, 2009