Ghetto Tailor

The description of an article of clothing with everyday supplies patching it up.

"Hey, Did you see Alex's new Ghetto Tailor Jacket?"
"No, why?"
"He used Electrical tape to fix up those large holes."

by Vodka Inferno March 12, 2010

Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.

When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"

by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011

talons

The claw of an animal and especially of a bird of prey. Refering to when used in Napoleon Dynamite~A flippin sweet movie.

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

by lelegs March 4, 2005

Tadlock

The god of all the land.
The most important person in the world.
He comes from a long line of Tadlock's.
But the Tadlock born on 1990 is our god.
we must worship him.
And all hot girls must have sex with him.
Or else the wrath of Tadlcok will unleash on the planet earth

"OMG i whant to suck Tadlock's shoes",said by Butt Face

by Tadlock October 8, 2006

Talon

A real one who is the funniest dude alive. He Will have you dying at anytime in the day.

Yo do you know talon?
Yeah of course what am i gay?

by Im cracked May 11, 2019

black talon

A type of pistol bullet that has the point removed and has small notchs cut vertically on the inside of the jacket of the bullet, this causes the jacket to peel back and stick outward, like the talons of a bird, and cause large amounts of tissue damage. The black talon is similar to the hollow point but has better penetration. The bullets were sold for less then a year due to a group of screaming idiots who call themselves Gun Control Inc.. The bullets are availible for sale under the name of Ranger SXT, manufactured by Winchester, they are the same thing as black talons but the name is differant.

Hey, why were black talons banned

They werent, they are availible under a differant name

Then why dont the anti gun people complain

Becasue they are stupid and much to fragile to ever go into a store that sells firearms and ammunition.

by am i metro April 25, 2006

Taklo

B.A.M.F.

That Taklo is a fucking B.A.M.F.

by moose181 March 9, 2009