Tarantula

1. A type of spider

2. (in fantasy) An insect whose bite is only cured by musick.

1. I had a tarantula on my hand and didn't flinch once.
2. This word, lover, did no less pierce poor Pyrocles than the right tune of musick toucheth him that is sick of the tarantula.

by it wath ich August 21, 2020

tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.

Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.

by charlie st. March 9, 2011

tarantula

When 2 men face eachother whilst on a swing set

Hey, want to go tarantula down by the bay? I bruised my thighs T-ranching with Roy last night. Are you planning on metting your boyfriend in the park for some tranching?

by Necky Greene May 7, 2024

Tarantula Fangs

When the pussy so fat the lips look like the part of a tarantula's mouth that holds the fangs in

Boi #1: so how are things going with that slim vsco snacc you were trying to get @ the other day
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it 😤

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

tarantula party

An utter mess of a social event or scene, involving highly amoral and senseless behavior, cannibalism and/or destruction.

By the time I got to the karaoke bar, it was already a fucking tarantula party.

by Hijo de la Tierra June 22, 2011

Hairy Tarantula

A vagina that is so hairy it appears to be a tarantula

Dude, that girls got a Hairy Tarantula!

by Ballz12354 February 17, 2022

tarantula bumper

Women who love women you know lesbians who are unshaven

Bobby didn't know his wife was a Tarantula bumper until he caught her with his best friends wife ..

by NunYuhBiz November 21, 2016