angry tarantula

When a woman's pubic hair protrudes from the sides of her panties or bathing suit bottoms.

When Aunt Lynn rose out of the pool, she flashed everyone her angry tarantula.

by Reddy 39 May 18, 2015

sticky tarantula

During the act of performing anal sex, the man pulls out, jizzes on the woman's back and then throws a tarantula onto the jizz. The jizz then dries causing the tarantula to get stuck to the woman's back. This is a good technique that can be used to break-up with or assassinate the person you are sleeping with.

Tina: "My back hurts really bad. Ralph gave me the sticky tarantula last night."

by zorro97 April 16, 2008

sickly tarantula

A sickly tarantula is a sexual position where 8 women who don't shave use dildos to ananly please eachother in a train whilst projectile vomiting

Damn Becky, you and your 2 hairiest friends should come over to imitate a sickly tarantula

by Scrotum Tickler McDicknipps August 3, 2017

The Tarantula

The act of washing the anus by performing a handstand against the wall of a shower so that the flow of the water shoots directs from the shower head into crumhole, resulting a pleasant yet cleansing experience.

to successfully pull off the tarantula the legs of the participant must be at least slightly bent, forming a spider-like pose.
CAUTION: VERY DANGEROUS IF FLOOR IS SLICK. MAKE SURE HAND TRACTION IS SUFFICIENT OR A FALL COULD OCCUR, RESULTING IN STERILIZATION.

also is the most accessible way to make the transition to the starfish

Adam and Dave took turns doing the tarantula in the fraternity house shower, for they both had taken especially nasty dumps that day.

by Adam the Dominator December 9, 2008

Venetian tarantula

A cumbersome and tangled tuft of untrimmed pubic hair on a woman that makes it difficult to access the fleshy vagina underneath.

I was considering going down on my girlfriend but her Venetian tarantula was blocking my access.

by F_Bombadier December 3, 2009

Tongue-Tied Tarantula

1. Used when one cannot seem to find the words they are looking for.

2. Used when another human being says something that causes others to feel uncomfortable and therefore become tongue-tied because they do not know what to say.

3. Used just whenever the hell you want to.

Stefanie: Shove some bananas down your pants!
Michelle: WHAT?!
Jennifer & Amie: Tongue-Tied Tarantula!

Also see Uncomfortable Cow and Awkward Turtle

by Suite'ies October 21, 2009

Trendy Tarantula

People that do not have much opinion of there own . and just like stuff because its trendy

Lets go to pinks hot dogs and stand in line for 2 hours like a couple of trendy Tarantulas

by Rpm arts October 29, 2018