teleton

Charity function to fund disabled kids in Latin America which can also be used for stupid or idiotic people

You're a fucking teleton

by Ralph_1967 February 13, 2017

No New Tale to Tell

You cannot go against nature
Because when you do
Go against nature
It's part of nature too

Our little lives get complicated
It's a simple thing
Simple as a flower
And that's a complicated thing

No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell

AHHHH

My world is your world
People like to hear their names
I'm no exception
Please call my name
Call my name

No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell

AHHHH

When you're down
It's a long way up
When you're up
It's a long way down

It's all the same thing
No new tale to tell

No new tale to tell

by Death Menace October 4, 2022

talktojason

To communicate with a professional who understands integrated offline and online public relations

looking for creative public relations across traditional, digital and social media channels you should talktojason

by amy booth November 15, 2010

Tabletop

Going Tabletop is when one person finds it too difficult to take a crap and so needs to perch on the seat to make it easier.

I ate so much food last night dude, when I went to the toilet I had to go tabletop the whole time.

by Smudgell August 29, 2016

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017

talentologist

A self proclaimed buzz word used in the act of recruiting people for jobs. Does not require a degree. Not to be confused with Paleontologist which is someone who studies dinosaurs.

I think i would know Barbara, I am a talentologist

by annie NZ March 16, 2019

Tatetoviolet

Based off the American Horror story couple. Means a guy be being abusive.

Justin Timberlake was Tatetoviolet to Britney Spears

by tatetoviolet March 26, 2019