Pillow Taint

Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.

Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.

Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.

The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.

"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"

"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."

by TakeAKnee April 8, 2009

taintache

A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.

I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...

by ryanwoodsmall October 4, 2006

taintle

a skin flap found between a woman's vagina & her asshole, namely, on her taint. gives the appearance of a tail, or a tiny penis...
taint + tail = taintle.

"Dude, i slept with this chick last weekend, and she had a wicked taintle! does that make me gay?"

by LAWWWWLLL February 4, 2009

taint potato

The main cash crop of the infamous taint farmer.

Come on Cletus it's time to harvest the taint potatoes!

by stankhouse April 3, 2011

Taintenance

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.

“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”

by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011

taint ranger

A person who hovers between being an asshole and a dick or an asshole and a pussy.

That dude's a real taint ranger.

by sdhillbilly May 15, 2013

taint pus

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor.

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor. "She said it was a boil on her ass but the doctor said its taint pus."

by mervtheperv February 11, 2015