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twitterpated 

the female condition of having sex but not having an orgasm
even though greg was quite enthusiastic, sarah was left twitterpated and confused
twitterpated by BBNthaSav August 29, 2010

twitterpated 

When you find yourself in the restroom, unable to pass a bowel movement due to lack of WiFi or the failure of Twitter app to load.
Jesus Christ, I tried to shit for like, 10 hours, but TweetDeck was fucked and I was completely Twitterpated!!!

Twitterpated 

The new girl at his work had the boy all twitterpated!
Twitterpated by JRCFRATTELLO January 28, 2021

Twitterpated 

being severely confused during sex because of things you are experiencing at the time...
Girl....that motherfucker went down on me last night...had me all kind of twitterpated!!!

Twitterpated 

I was on Twitter the other day insult post that made me twitterpated.
Twitterpated by Magical star October 30, 2021

Twitterpated 

Twitterpating is likely to occur when your absolutely stone cracked crazy about someone. Symptoms of twitterpating include delusion, hallucinations, feeling starstruck/ lost for words, light headedness, nervous sweats and losing sense of all logic and reasoning. Twitterpating can often leave u feeling like a right dope and can occur at anytime to anyone.
I was out last night an I saw this fine beour and I was twitterpated by her.
Twitterpated by anonymous June 21, 2024