twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 03, 2019

nom-de-knob-twiddle

A name of convenience used by ham radio aficianados, while they roam the airwaves.

This is ZL5371, aka, fathead, what's your nom-de-knob-twiddle buddie?

by mangovega October 14, 2010

Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

Twiddle

The extra piece of flesh that hangs out of a woman's vagina.

I went down on this bitch but I could not lick her pussy beacuse she had an extra twiddle, and that shit grossed me out.

by Sir Vic November 03, 2017

Twiddle

The act of getting laid by a random or not well-known female the previous night.

You get any twiddle last night?

by brody jenner July 15, 2008

Twiddles

The definition of chase Solis and doucheebaggsss canoe

Once twiddles went in a park

by Diiidiiii April 08, 2017

Twiddle-meeballs

The act of a woman twiddling (fidgeting) with your nuts

Last night I told my wife to twiddle-meeballs or she would be sleeping in the cage again

by Nolpeeepeee May 15, 2023