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THOT

The holy orange Toaster.

He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon
of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence,
when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening.
He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist
in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time,
without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will
never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.

He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.

THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can
redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.

TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
I am praying to THOT every weekday at 4:20 pm.
by Xuos February 22, 2020
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A thot is a person who has liked about 7 people in one year. Aka the perfect definition for Lola the thot.
Carlos: Hey did you know that Lola is a massive thot?
Ubayd: yeah she shagged joe last night
by Crloos October 18, 2019
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A THOT is just a Ho with her TT s out. Full form is- That Ho Over There.
Look at Arna Shes just a THOT
by SexyPoop18 November 4, 2019
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THOT bitch
by DKBlast December 20, 2014
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That hoe over there ... A name for a weird gay hoe....
THOT Anna B.
by Unicornbutterflys1997 January 6, 2014
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Dang Shay cute oh who Shamael oh she a thot....
by RealOne Yo December 27, 2013
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That Hoe Over There.

You are most likely to use this term when you are referring to that girl who slept with your boyfriend!
Jenna: Do you see her? THOT standing in pink dress like a slut?!
Kim: Oh you mean Helen who slept with George?
by Awesomeness_xx November 22, 2014
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