Oxygen thief

An idiot or otherwise worthless person.

Dan is an Oxygen thief - he brings nothing to this world.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

mexican apple thief

A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.

Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.

by Baru May 10, 2008

thilo

Thilo is a guy everybody should get to know.
He's handsome and extremely pretty.
His smile is very, very beautiful and his personality kills them all.

Thilo is this one trustworthy guy.
Every girl should get herself a Thilo

A: Look at this boy over there it's Thilo.
B: Yeah, I know. He looks so great

by hygienic January 22, 2017

Spunk Thief

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your chick (or whoever) is riding your pole without your knowledge or consent. Nice way to wake up but nonetheless that bitch be stealing your nut butter. Damn.

John was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of Rose the dirty spunk thief.

by theburner September 8, 2010

pot thief

Is someone who you got high with and then the next morning you discovered that your bag of weed has been stolen by the very person you got high with.

Man, we had John over last night for a bong session and now I can't find my pot! John, that pot thief!

by Big Daddy 3 January 24, 2014

Cum Thief

A girl who tries to steal your cum in order to have a baby. Dads all around the world should advise their boys that girls WILL steal your cum in order to get child support. This term was introduced by OMGITSFIREFOXX during a FACK BOII FRIDAY STREAM.

Sonja was named cum thief after she "tried to clean up the cum on the sheet." She later had a baby, got child support and lived happily ever after.

by iiaequalisii May 6, 2016

tilf

Teacher I'd Like to Fuck...often

"Mr. Donovan is quite a TILF...I'd like to take him for a ride."

by capegrl13 May 14, 2005