symparrhea

When you make fun of your buddy who is preparing for a colonoscopy and you wake up the morning of their procedure with the runs.

I shouldn't have taunted John about his upcoming colonoscopy. I woke up this morning with symparrhea.

by Punishark November 9, 2018

sympathy snap

When a guy/girl wants your friend’s Snapchat but, you’re right there so they think it’s awkward if they don’t ask for yours too, so they give you their snap, even though they don’t want to give it to you. Cause They Feel Bad.

Person 1- “Did he just give you and kiley his snap”
Person 2- “Yeah but i just got a sympathy snap”

by boomclap.com February 8, 2020

Simpable

Basically someone being an simp-magnet.

Person A: I think that person is pretty hot. I think they’re simpable!

by guest from roblox April 20, 2021

simpanzee

A person who is a hardcore simp for another. They are such an extreme simp that they have descended past the level of humanity and are now an animal (hence the reference to "chimpanzee").

Did you see Bob? He's been simping over Michael for three months now and his simpery is showing no signs of stopping. He's become a real simpanzee.

by eyelidlash July 18, 2021

sympavite

Sympathy Invite

nikki: how was pizza?
steve: good mate
nikki: why didn't you ask me to come, i've never been invited to pizza?
steve: do you want to go to pizza next week?
nikki: no i don't want to come to pizza, i don't need your sympavite

by canaman April 16, 2010

sympathy-fuck

The act of having sex with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.

The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.

(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)

After I dumped that bitch she went psycho. I had to throw a sympathy-fuck on her just to get away with my CD's and my coat!

by ++Captain Tripps++ December 4, 2003

sympathy like

If one of your friends attempts to make a clever or funny status but fails, and after 72 hours it has no likes, you like it. Doesn't mean you actually like it, just a benevolent act to make the status seem less depressing and cheer the person up.

yeah, i kind of feel bad though. probably going to sympathy like it so he doesn't hang himself

by Kyle Blade March 9, 2011