swooping

the act of swimming while pooping.

In a tragic swooping incident, Michael Phelps won the gold but lost his dignity;
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
Sorry I swooped in your pool;
I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.

by SwoopDoggyDog August 7, 2013

swoop

getting picked up by someone from one place to another.

hey, jeff are you tryna swoop me from my house

by 80's face jasmine July 24, 2019

Swooping

A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”

No, no!! Please don’t swoop me again! I’m still sore from last time!”

We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.

by Neil deGrasse Tys0n July 28, 2018

Swooping

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.

-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."

by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015

swoop in

sort of like what a hawk does to their prey. you can "swoop in" on girls, on places on deals. basically to steal or snipe

watch your girl around him, the moment you turn away he'll swoop in and start flirting with her

by gang✩ January 24, 2011

swooped on

When something you are using or own is stolen/taken when you are not looking. Comes from how animals, mostly birds of prey will swoop in and kill/pick up prey or take stuff that is lying around to eat and/or make a nest out of.

Person 1 "Where are those magazines I was reading before I went to the bathroom?"

Person 2 "They got swooped on by John a few minutes ago."

by IceWarm March 15, 2006

swoop

a girl that has had sex with a lot of dude

You know nene ?? yeah she smashed my whole crew , she the swoop .

by plutoATL October 7, 2012